When it takes 30 minutes to find a parking spot at the mall…
First of all you are headed to the worst place in the month of December. The type of place filled with small children screaming their heads off and too many people trying to sell you something you don’t want. The dark and evil place, your local mall.
You contemplate whether to spend the next 30 minutes looking for the closest spot, or hike it a half mile to the inside. Either way, it may look something like Coach Crean by the end of it.
If you were smart, you shopped online and had it delivered while watching hoops. If you weren’t, you might find yourself here.